Switzerland

Switzerland is a mountainous country between France, Germoney, Anschlussland and Ital ital (and also cute

Lichtenstiinli ^°^).

It is obviously the best country in the world, with its clocks, banks, direct democracy, four languages and Roger Federer.

Toni is coming from there, in one of the most awesome clockwork industry region.

Languages
Switzerland is a multiple languages country, so it is an abomination a beautiful diverse place to live.

German and Allemanic
The most spoken language, some will say, is German. Meanwhile it's wrong, Switzi speak more Schwitzetütsh or Allemanic. It's a conspiracy for switzerland to stay independent from Germoney.

Toni often use expression from Allemanic :

Frogish and Romand French
Second most spoken language, it's a regional form of Frogish

Arthur and Iskios (Especially Arthur) will be annoyed if you use a Swiss French expression.

Ital
Bof, don't bare atention.

Grisonese Romanch
Language spoken only in Switzerland in the Grischun Canton. Part of the conspiracy too.

Other
While the precedents are all the national language, other language are spoken or where spoken, notably Francoprovençal ( kirr it it's an abomination ) in the now Frogish speaking part.

Economy
Switzerland has the best economy in Yurop, everybody know it.

Stealing
It's only due to its tax evasion system to survive as a multi-ethnic nation. In truth it only steals monay from other countries especially Ital Ital.

They also did a huge vault under Cervin mount /°\ to hide all the jew gold stolen by Nazi Germoney. In secret they fought the Illuminatis and Synagog of Zion to keep it.

Geography
Switzerland is divided by three natural regions, the Jura, the Plateau and the Alps. It's is the source of two major rivers in Yurop, the Rhein and the Rhône.

Federalism
Switzerland's success is owned to it's canton system. Every Canton is like a small state, and people are proud of their canton, so they don't want to join filthy jacobinist France, irredentist Ital ital or Fascist Germoney. Of course is not due to that it's only the conspiracy of the Illuminheidi and tax evasion that hold Switzi together, you moron.