Eisbär

Eisbär is a mystical creature with a bad case of the grumps and one of the oldest and most active members of Team Kurwa. His favourite countries are Germany, Poland, Finland, and Slovenia. He is known for his painstaking research on the infamous Trigglypuff and other such regressive monsters, which caused him to go even more insane than he was to begin with. He is nocturnal and addicted to slushies. Eisbär's best friends in Team Kurwa are Ludwig and Arthur. He thinks Flo's Engrish is the cutest. Eisbär supports the Germans in the Elsass War, though he often trolls both sides. He supported Ludwig in the Crybird War and is a primary participant in the ongoing Cancer War. After a short annoying period of constant renaming, Eisbär chose the name Team Kurwa.

In Minecraft he appears as creepy Mudkip and stalks Ludwig or even licks him. On 5 December he reveals his secret identity as a Krampus.